Greetings from the United Federation of Planets {UFP}

[UFP Chris Wilkinson]

*Pulls out a copy of the herald rolled up*

So, Who does the head slapping here

Of course, I am joking there. Its good to have such a warm welcome, and interesting discussion here

[F9thSochin]

Depends on the severity of the slapping? And the thickness of the incumbents beano down the back of the pants

[UFP Chris Wilkinson]

Personally on my officers, I find a smack to the back of the head with a bare hand, or newspaper sets them right. Although none have earned it... yet loll

[SoongType]

Lol,iam sure i have earned a few here:P
How goes things over in UFP?

[UFP Chris Wilkinson]

Things aren't too bad, we have just moved to our new forums, and got our new signatures which are quite trendy.

Now we are just getting settled in with a new division going (Starfleet Reserves) and it is doing quite well,

How have things here been?

[9thGibbs]

The head slapping would be my job

[F9thCenturus]

*hangs upside down in mid air next to Omdra* Wanna know the real scary part. Nothing's wrong with the gravity. It's been running fine all this time. *sees Omdra and the rest look back towards the floor just before they all fall down*

*Damn. we must be caught in the most feared rubber chicken jutsu, only known to be fully mastered and used by Cent* Omdra thought. *Now that I am aware of this being so, how can I escape his grip?*
Omdra was trying to figure out how he could break free from this vicious technique Cent used on them.

Me, I'm just hanging around here. I've done nothing else. Except have a very evil smile.

I hate it when that happens...

*flips self around and hangs from ceiling dangerously.*

Don't you think its wiser if you come down to the rest of us commodore?

*looks at Gadget hanging from the ceiling* Na. I like it up here. Lots of leg and head room. *grabs a feather and tickles Gadget to the point where he loses his grip*

*Pulls out a copy of the herald rolled up*

So, Who does the head slapping here

Of course, I am joking there. Its good to have such a warm welcome, and interesting discussion here

We don't do much head slapping around here. *grabs the Herald and reads it while floating in mid air* However, I do smack quite a few people with my rubber chickens, turning them into very disturbing things. Take that ensign over there that looks like Paris Hilton's acting talent. He used to be a Vulcan.

The head slapping would be my job

*smacks Gibbs with a rubber chicken and turns him into a pair of my unwashed underwear*

[Omdra]

*smacks Gibbs with a rubber chicken and turns him into a pair of my unwashed underwear*

sorry, couldn't resist

Rgds
Om

[F9thCenturus]

That picture only shows that the power of my rubber chickens is great.

[F9thIntercity125]

*Lands badly on floor*

aww come on!

[D.Roberts]

http://www.ufplanets.com

I tried to visit your site but only get a splash screen.
I want to start negotiations for possible joint forum based RP
and possible Bridge Commander. (9thGibbs will handle the BC). Please advise

[arma358]

If you want to get to the forums, its http://www.ufplantets.com/forums/

[D.Roberts]

Server Not found.
Firefox can't find the server at www.ufplantets.com.

[arma358]

lol, I mistyped planets.

[D.Roberts]

This worked. Please verify it is the correct site:

http://www.ufplanets.com/forums/