Hello from the 5th Fleet

Post by **Keland (5th)** » Sun May 10, 2009 8:26 am

Hello 9th Fleet,

I am Commander Keland A. Ryan of the 5th Fleet. I am Cheif Consul and Executive Officer of our Diplomatic Corp. I work directly with our Cheif Ambassador, Read Admiral John Chase. I wanted to wish your fleet well and to also visit with you a moment. I hope that in the near future we might be able to discuss a possible diplomatic agreement between our two fine fleets. If you have any questions please feel free to contact me.

I would also like to invite everyone to visit Starbase 366, http://thefifthfleet.info/, home of the 5th Fleet.

Peace and long life,
Commander Keland A. Ryan
5th Fleet - Diplomatic Corp
Cheif Consul

Post by **Sharpe** » Sun May 10, 2009 8:30 am

many thanks for your visit, our fleet liaison officer will visit with you shortly.

Post by **F9thCenturus** » Sun May 10, 2009 9:24 am

Welcome to the forums!!!! Pull up a chair, and have a drink. *pours a glass of my private reserve*

Post by **F9thSochin** » Sun May 10, 2009 9:55 am

Said hello, and good morning and welcome to the forums

Post by **F9thIntercity125** » Mon May 11, 2009 8:38 am

Hello Commander Ryan, and welcome to the th Fleet. I see Commodore Centurus has already given you some of his special reserve. Ever heard of the Omega Directive? Well, it doesn't apply to Cent's drinks, if U get what I mean...

Post by **F9thCenturus** » Mon May 11, 2009 4:43 pm

No Omega particles in any of my booze. However my rubber chickens utilize Omega generators as power plants. They're currently working on trying to adapt the Resurrection's power plants to run off of a miniaturized Omega Generator.

Done right, and she won't need anymore deuterium for fuel, and can sustain warp 9.999 for at least 3 weeks non stop, all on 20 particles of Omega. However, done wrong, and this side of existence will be obliterated.

So this is gonna be interesting.

*pours self a glass of my private reserve, downs the glass, and puts it upside down on the bar counter, and then sees the bar counter melt as the residue from my private reserve eats through the surface*

Post by **Keland (5th)** » Sat May 16, 2009 7:27 am

Rubber chickens using Omega generators? Now I have got to see this.

Post by **F9thRyker** » Sat May 16, 2009 11:56 am

It is one hell of a spectacle!

Welcome aboard, Commander Keland

Post by **F9thCenturus** » Sat May 16, 2009 1:30 pm

Well, what can I say, first my rubber chickens nearly wiped out the Borg by turning them into snacks, and now they've perfected Omega technology. And the technology is fully licensed and patented by Centurus Industries.

Care of a glass of my private reserve?

Post by **Dalekanium** » Sat May 16, 2009 2:03 pm

I tried a bit and I still can't find my arse.

Post by **F9thCenturus** » Sat May 16, 2009 6:22 pm

It's right over there. *points to the self animated arse trying to jump into a particle accelerator*

Post by **Keland (5th)** » Mon May 18, 2009 2:35 am

Borg snacks sound crunchy.

Post by **F9thCenturus** » Mon May 18, 2009 4:28 am

They are. In fact, Aaron, Murray 7th cousin, started marketing Borg Jerky. Nanoprobes deactivated, but left in for that spicy crunchy flavor.

Post by **Keland (5th)** » Mon May 18, 2009 5:47 am

I don't think I could bring myself to eat Borg anything. That has to violate some sort of law.

Post by **F9thCenturus** » Mon May 18, 2009 7:54 am

Only the law of grossness, but no other laws are broken. My rubber chicken legal staff has checked Federation and intergalactic law twice.

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